we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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