How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm at about main and main street
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Randomize
