Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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