Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
