Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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