does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
