I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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