this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just had sex on a roof
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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