I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I need to stop coming to work sober
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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