Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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