Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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