I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.