Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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