i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You need Xanax blowdarts
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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