i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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