your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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