Yo dont text me then not text me
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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