If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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