What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Randomize
