If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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