the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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