I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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