I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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