You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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