Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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