what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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