Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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