when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I think I sprained my soul last night
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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