well I can't set my house on fire every night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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