Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
God I need to hump something, right now.
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