Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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