well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Randomize
