He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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