Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
