week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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