She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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