omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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