Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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