there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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