what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You ruined the universe
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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