Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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