he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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