I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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