well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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