i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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