Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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