I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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