it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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