Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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