If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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