hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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