do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.