He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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