How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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